User:Tchernobog/archive/boodint/mime
This week, we shall be interviewing Mime.
Hello Mime.
... [Mime raises his right arm and slaps the air as if he were slapping an invisible man on the back]
Yes, it is nice to see you too. I hope you're feeling better. You had the flu did you not?
... [Mime raises his left hand to his throat, and pretends to massage his temples with his right]
Poor old Mime! Did you have any medication?
... [Nods]
What did they give you?
... [Moves hands around as if with tablets and needles]
Viagra and heroin?
... [Shakes head - raises arm and pretends to put needle in arm]
Just heroin then?
... [Mime shakes head again, pretends to cough and uses pretend needle again]
Painkillers?
... [Mime smiles widely and pretends to clap]
What was the Viagra for then?
... [Mime shakes head angrily]
It wasn't for you?
... [Mime pretends to unscrew and bottle, take out two tablets and swallow, then he lies down on his front]
Yes, Viagra, I already worked that out. I thought you weren't married though, so who were you on top of?
... [Mime is now angry. He takes his pills from his pocket and shows them to me. He takes two and lies down]
[Reading] Pills for quick flu recovery. OH I SEE! You had the flu and needed pills. I understand now!
... [Mime looks happy]
I still don't see where the Viagra came into it though.
... [Mime lunged at me, but sadly, being a Mime, all he could do was pretend to shoot me and pretend to be caught in a glass room]
[Sadly though, after Mime had done his act, I did mine and shot him]
- mugwum
